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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya a-going boy ?"

The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting sweet lil' Miss Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"




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