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Can't help attacking the screen when they hear"You've Got Mail!"

Can't stick their heads out of Windows95

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

Too difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.

Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

Too hard to read the screen with head cocked to one side.

'Cause dogs aren't GEEKS!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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