7 Reasons Dogs don't Use Computers

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear"You've Got Mail!"

Can't stick their heads out of Windows95

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

Too difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.

Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

Too hard to read the screen with head cocked to one side.

'Cause dogs aren't GEEKS!

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