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Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "STOP THAT TWINKI!"

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she irons he jeans on the drive way.

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said no professionals

Yo mama so fat when she weights herself the scale says one at a time pleas

Yo mama so fat she uses weather balloons for condoms

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach the people yell "FREE WILLY,FREE WILLY"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach she blocks out the sun

Yo mama's like a door knob, every one get a turn

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

Yo mama's like a light switch, easy to turn on

Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips




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