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During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.

I told him that my Father and grandfather were Republicans before me and that I was carrying on the family tradition.

"That's it?" said my exasperated neighbor. "What if your Father and grandfather had been horse thieves?"

"Well..." I replied, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat like you."

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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