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During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.

I told him that my Father and grandfather were Republicans before me and that I was carrying on the family tradition.

"That's it?" said my exasperated neighbor. "What if your Father and grandfather had been horse thieves?"

"Well..." I replied, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat like you."

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