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A Christmas poem (PG)

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The stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree
And mama's in the kitchen making some herbal tea
The windows are covered with frost
The candles are all alight
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony beef log
But the neighbors aren't around
There's no beef log to be found
this year Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony beef log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't know how I'll get along

-- from the South Park Christmas cd,
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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