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A water leak had developed in the galley of an
airliner on the long trans-pacific flight to Manila.

Water eventually soaked the carpet throughout the
aft cabin of the 747.

A very sleepy woman, who had become aware of the dampness,
tugged at a flight attendant's skirt as she passed by.
'Has it been raining?' she asked, blinking sleepily.

The flight attendant, keeping a straight face, gently replied:
'Yes, but we put the top up,' and patted the woman's sholder.

With a nod, a smile and a sigh of relief, the woman went back to sleep.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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