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You Will Need:
Felt markers or crayons, sticky-tape, construction paper, blunt scissors,
a parent's permission.

1) Place your hand flat on a sheet of construction paper.

2) Cut your hand off with the blunt scissors. The faster you go, the less
it will hurt!

3) Cauterize your stump on an electric burner. Ask your parents for help.

4) Decorate the hand to look like a turkey with the markers, paper and
sticky-tape. Gobble-gobble!

5) Hang your turkey on the front door with nails or a staple gun.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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