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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, ''Pull, Nellie, pull!'' Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, ''Pull, Buster, pull!'' Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, ''Pull, Coco, pull!'' Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, ''Pull, Buddy, pull!'' And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, ''Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!''




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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