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Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.

Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense: Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in disposition! He told her to lie in THIS position.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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