The dog and the mother-in-law

Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, 'I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'

The other asked, 'Did you put it to sleep?'

'No, of course not,' said the first, 'I had its teeth sharpened.'

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