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Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, 'I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'

The other asked, 'Did you put it to sleep?'

'No, of course not,' said the first, 'I had its teeth sharpened.'

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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