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30 actual sentences found in patients Hospital charts (G)
40 Ways Men Fail In Bed (R)
60 things NOT to say to a naked guy (R)
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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!