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A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. ''Well,'' said the would-be-cattleman. ''I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-LazyY.''

''But, where are all your cattle?''

''None have survived the branding.''




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