A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, 'I've got good news, and bad news for you.'
The prisoner says, 'Okay. What's the bad news?'
'The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution.'
'Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?'
'The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!'
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.