Shave and a bit more.. (PG)
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, 'I'll have a shave and a shoe shine.'
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, 'Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.'
She replied, 'I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.'
The cowboy said, 'Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.'
She said, 'You tell him. He is the one shaving you.'
This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!
I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.
You really should buy one if only for the story!
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