A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, 'I'll have a shave and a shoe shine.'
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, 'Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.'
She replied, 'I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.'
The cowboy said, 'Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.'
She said, 'You tell him. He is the one shaving you.'
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.