On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip! eleven tarter Pounce treats, ten ornaments hanging, nine wads of Kleenex, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!
America is Drinking From Home!
The problem is that most of y'all are amateur drinkers and don't have what it takes to make a cocktail at home. But I've got you covered-- here's my overview to the basics you need in your home bar setup.
Here are the Bar Necessities.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.