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The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary

11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.

10> Asked Steve Jobs if he wanted to play Call of Duty. Started to explain what a "video game" was, but shot the mother instead.

9> The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.

8> Bought my first Macintosh.It's sooooo cute!

7> Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.

6> Bad day. Jobs sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.

5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner.Yes!

4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!

3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.

2> Ran into Demi and Ashton. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.

and the Number 1 Entry in Bill Gates's Diary...

1> Seventh day: rested.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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