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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

*WIFE: *"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

*HUSBAND: *"Definitely not!"

*WIFE: *"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

*HUSBAND: *"Of course I do.."

*WIFE: *"Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

*HUSBAND: *"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

*WIFE: *"You would?" (with a hurt look)

*HUSBAND:* (makes audible groan)

*WIFE: *"Would you live in our house?"

*HUSBAND:*"Sure, it's a great house."

*WIFE: *"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

*HUSBAND: *"Where else would we sleep?"

*WIFE: *"Would you let her drive my car?"

*HUSBAND: *"Probably, it is almost new."

*WIFE: *"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

*HUSBAND: *"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

*WIFE: *"Would you give her my jewelry?"

*HUSBAND: *"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

*WIFE: *"Would you take her golfing with you?

*HUSBAND: *"Yes, those are always good times."

*WIFE: *"Would she use my clubs?

*HUSBAND: *"No, she's left-handed."

*WIFE: *-- Silence –;

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