Three guys went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, they decided to stay off the strip and found a cheap hotel on an old farm. The farmer had 18 daughters, so naturally the first man went up to their father and asked, "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the pigs."
The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the cows."
The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
This time, the father said "yes."
So in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.
The first man said "I slept like a pig"
The second man said "I slept like a cow"
The third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why?
He said, "Because I got my balls in 18 holes!"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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