Three guys went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, they decided to stay off the strip and found a cheap hotel on an old farm. The farmer had 18 daughters, so naturally the first man went up to their father and asked, "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the pigs."
The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the cows."
The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
This time, the father said "yes."
So in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.
The first man said "I slept like a pig"
The second man said "I slept like a cow"
The third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why?
He said, "Because I got my balls in 18 holes!"
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begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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