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Three guys went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, they decided to stay off the strip and found a cheap hotel on an old farm. The farmer had 18 daughters, so naturally the first man went up to their father and asked, "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

The father said, "No but you can sleep with the pigs."

The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

The father said, "No but you can sleep with the cows."

The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"

This time, the father said "yes."

So in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.

The first man said "I slept like a pig"

The second man said "I slept like a cow"

The third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why?

He said, "Because I got my balls in 18 holes!"






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