Three guys went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, they decided to stay off the strip and found a cheap hotel on an old farm. The farmer had 18 daughters, so naturally the first man went up to their father and asked, "Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the pigs."
The second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
The father said, "No but you can sleep with the cows."
The third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
This time, the father said "yes."
So in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.
The first man said "I slept like a pig"
The second man said "I slept like a cow"
The third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why?
He said, "Because I got my balls in 18 holes!"
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