A student went to take an exam from an old professor. The student knew he couldn't pass so he offered the prof a deal: If the professor answers his question, the student will not pass the exam. If the professor cannot answer, the student will get C.
The professor figured he knew more than the student and accepted the deal.
The student asked:
"What is that thing, that is legal, but not logic and what is that thing, that is neither legal, not logic?"
The professor couldn't answer and wrote the student C.
After the student left, the professor turned to his assistant and and asked, "Do you know the answer?"
The assistant replied, "It is legal, but not logical, that you have a young wife; it is logical but not legal, that she has a lover. And it is not legal nor logical, that you just wrote her lover a C!"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.