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A doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old lady for most of her life finally retired.

At her next appointment the new doctor told her to bring a lis of all medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes dear, i know that. But every morning i grind up one and mix it in a glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.

You gotta love grandmas!





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