Who would come first in a naked catfight between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian?
If there was a video online, me.
I see Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is on the rocks...
Apparently, it's because of her refusal to give him anal sex...
Beyonce has said that she was happy with their sex life, and in particular, Jay-Z's manhood.
Jay-Z reportedly replied that if she liked it she should have put her ring on it...
America is Drinking From Home!
The problem is that most of y'all are amateur drinkers and don't have what it takes to make a cocktail at home. But I've got you covered-- here's my overview to the basics you need in your home bar setup.
Here are the Bar Necessities.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.