Who would come first in a naked catfight between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian?
If there was a video online, me.
I see Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is on the rocks...
Apparently, it's because of her refusal to give him anal sex...
Beyonce has said that she was happy with their sex life, and in particular, Jay-Z's manhood.
Jay-Z reportedly replied that if she liked it she should have put her ring on it...
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.