I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
- Jerry Seinfeld.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson.
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.
What was green and a great trick shooter?
I leaf you with all this wisdom.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.