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Two scientists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have a glass of H2O."

The other one says, "I'll have a glass of water, too." He then turns to the first scientist and says, "Why did your order by the molecular composition of water? I mean I know it's H20 but and we work in a lab, but it seems a bit over complicated..."

The first one just stared at his drink angry that his clever plan to poison his coworker failed.





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