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If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish and drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And while an elephant can live a hundred years, he never forgets. I'd rather have the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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