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A pirate came into a bar with a huge ship's wheel where his belt buckle would be. He's knocking over stuff on his way to the bar and struggles around the barstool to get the wheel in place between him and the bar.

The bartender says to the pirate, "Isn't that ship's wheel a little impractical? I mean it really looks like it gets in the way."

The pirate responds, "Yeah, matey, it's drivn' me nuts!"

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