A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.
He asks, “What are you doing?”
She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.”
The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?”
She replies, “Frankly dear, your name never came up.”
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.