Boyfriend asks his blonde girlfriend, "So how did you like the football game?"
She said, "Oh I liked the tight pants and the action but I'm confused. Why all that craziness for only 25 cents?"
He looks at her and asks, "What do you mean 25 cents?"
She replied "Well all they were doing the whole time was screaming GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK!!"
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.