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Editor's Note: Although the scientific community has been trying to get us to all pronounce Uranus as you're-uh-nuss instead of your-anus, the jokes will never die.

Here are a few oneliner insults built around how we really pronounce the planet's name. And, for the most part, around facts about Uranus.

Fifty Earths could fit in Uranus

Uranus is the butt of all jokes

Uranus is out of this world

Uranus is capable of producing hurricane force winds

Uranus is extremely cold

Captain Kirk is on his way to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons

Uranus has only been visited once.

Uranus is 14 time larger than the earth





I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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