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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!"

She goes downstairs and comes back 20 minutes later, but the dog is still barking.

Her husband says, "What have you been doing all this time?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
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The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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