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A guy goes into a diner on Christmas and says, "Give me an order of eggs Benedict on hubcaps."

The waitress is confused... "You want your eggs Benedict on hubcaps?"

"Yeah," the guy replies, "Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise."

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I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

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