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A guy goes into a diner on Christmas and says, "Give me an order of eggs Benedict on hubcaps."

The waitress is confused... "You want your eggs Benedict on hubcaps?"

"Yeah," the guy replies, "Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise."






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