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1. Barf
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3. Blow Groceries
4. Boot
5. Drive the Porcelain Bus
6. Flash the Hash
7. Heave
8. Instant Boot Camp
9. Kiss the Porcelain God
10. Lose Lunch
11. Puke
12. Ralph
13. Sell the Buick
14. Spew Chunky
15. The Technicolor Yawn
16. Throw Up
17. Toss Your Cookies
18. Toss your Tacos
19. Upchuck
20. Woof

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