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Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Tell me a potassium joke!

Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon... or FeLiNe

What do you do when a chemist dies?
You Barium!

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I wanted to make a joke about chemistry, but the best ones are argon

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