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A man recently invented a knife that cuts four loaves of bread simultaneously.
He calls his invention a four-loaf cleaver.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Compare a prisoner in shackles to one unshackled. It's the difference of a pinion.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

"Dear, must you spend so much money on food?"
"Sorry, darling, but you and the kids just won't eat anything else!"




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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