A Mathmetician, a philosopher, a blonde, and Satan... (PG)
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from Satan: if they can stump him, they'll be set free, and be able to go to Heaven.
The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question, to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a laptop, goes online, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well, but the Devil instantly gets the answer by using his laptop.
When it comes down to the blonde, she pulls up a chair, drills three holes in it, sits down and farts.
"Now..." she says, "Which hole did the fart come out of?"
"That's easy," says Satan, "All three!"
"No! It came out of my butthole!"
This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!
I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.
You really should buy one if only for the story!
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