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Yehudi Mosowitz scrimps and saves and can finally emigrate to America. On the boat from Europe he thinks up a classic "American name". When he gets to Ellis Island the immigration officer asks him his name and he says in Yiddish "Shoyn fargessen!" (I've forgotten).

The immigration officer makes a note and says "Right, Sean Ferguson."

Here's what I did stuck at home...

I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool

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