Editor's Note: I have no idea if these are REAL quotes or not, but knowing the crazy stuff Gaddafi has said, let's just read 'em and enjoy...
I don't want to tell my people any half-truths unless they're completely accurate
A woman has the right to run for election whether she's male or female
Were it not for electricity we would have to watch television in the dark
I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I'll merely imprison anyone who logs into it
Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares.
There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's deities in order to be equal rights.
I will stay in Libya until I die, or until the end of the time God allows me to live!
Obeying your parents is more important than doing as your parents say.
Democracy means permanent rule!
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Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World
begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.
My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.
As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.
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