If you look in the mirror and see a beer belly, bald head, big read nose, varicose veins, and a complexcion like leather... hey, look on the bright side. At least your eyesight hasn't gone yet!
Old lady on the porch: "I'm getting so old that all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it!"
Woman: "Oh God! I'm convinced my mind is almost gone!"
Man: "I'm not surprised, you've been giving me a piece of it every day for the last twenty years!"
My wild oats have turned to all-bran.
You can't stay young for ever. But at least you can be immature for the rest of your life!
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.