In a recent murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist who was a witness for the prossecution. The testimony went something like this:
Attorney: "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?"
Attorney: "Did you listen to the heart?"
Attorney: "Did you check for breathing?"
Attorney: "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"
Coroner: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it is possible that he could be out there practicing law somewhere."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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