A date with an ant

The little ant finally got up the gumption to ask out the pretty little girl ant. The night went fantastic and they ended up back at his hole going at it in every position they could think of.

Turns out she loved oral sex which got him shunned by the entire hive... after all, he WAS an anteater.

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