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The little ant finally got up the gumption to ask out the pretty little girl ant. The night went fantastic and they ended up back at his hole going at it in every position they could think of.

Turns out she loved oral sex which got him shunned by the entire hive... after all, he WAS an anteater.




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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