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Some dirty love poems (R)


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Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey!


Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit!


Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
and try double entry!


Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
So's your Vaginer!


Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted.


Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky.


Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
'Cause here comes my willy!


Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your top
And show us your tits.


Roses make me laugh
Violets make me bitter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter.


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