Hanukkah Latkes (G)
It was Hanukkah and the tiny village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour.
Rudi, the rabbi, was called upon to help solve the problem.
He said, "don't worry, you can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as delicious!"
Sheila looks to her husband and says, "Mortey...you think it'll work?" and Mortey says,
"of course! Everybody knows.........................
Rudolph, the Rab, knows grain dear!"
Editor's Note: A variation on the theme where the Communist is explaining the weather and the comment is "Rudolf the Red know rain, dear."
This Lamp is Made from Starbucks Cups and scrap wood!
I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.
You really should buy one if only for the story!
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