A proton walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. After finishing the drink, the bartender says, "Would you like another drink?".
The proton says, "No, thanks."
A few minutes later, the bartender approaches the proton again and says, "Are you sure you don't want another drink?"
To which the proton says, "I'm positive."
Editor's note: Yeah, it's a dumb science joke. Sorry about that
Here's what I did stuck at home...
I got bored just puttering in my shop, so I thought I'd take that old lattice in the back yard and nail it to the wall. Actually turned out pretty cool
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.