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I just went and got the mail. A lady pulled up to take her kids to art class in a new BMW convertible glistening in the sun with the top down.

I did not know that red could be the red. I noticed the vanity plates:

REAMER

Thing it was a twist on BEAMER (i.e. BMW) I commented, "Well those are cute plates".

Her reply, "This is my husbands car and he is a Proctologist".





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