6 Comes pre-loaded with naked pictures of Peter Jackson, Kevin Smith and the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
5 iEyeMe feature provides a separate hand-held mirror so you can admire yourself using your iPhone, you groovy geek, you!
4 Everyone invited to come to Steve Jobs' compound for free Kool-Aid. Or else.
3 For some reason, calls made with the new iVideoPhone feature always show a close-up of the calling party's inner ear.
2 Comes with a trophy stand so it'll look great next to your CB radio, quadrophonic 8-track and laser disc player next year.
#1 Surprise Features of the iPhone...
1 Automatically dials 911 whenever those mean PC bullies kick your dweeby ass.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.