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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they really pissed me off!

Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Seize the dayÖthen go back to bed!

Donít take life so seriously. Itís not permanent.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Money canít buy happiness. But is sure makes misery easier to live with.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put on someone elseís desk today.

Therapy is expensive. Poppiní bubble wrap is cheap. You choose!

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines and never get back to you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend my middle finger and tell someone to bite me!

Buy my book!
Mundane Journeys through an Amazing World begins with Interstate 80. Not the most engaging topic, I know, but when you think about it, I-80 runs all the way across the North American continent linking San Francisco and New York. It's not just a ribbon of asphalt, it's a portal to far away, almost magical places.

My visits to major cities like Tokyo, London and Washington DC have been business affairs. I haven't rode a lot of roller coasters or ridden in open air buses, but I have visited with senators, bought yams from the back of a truck and barely escaped complete embarrassment when I was introduced to Matt Wiener in Vegas.

As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. But, as it turns out, there really aren't any mundane places, only mundane ways of looking at things.

If you have the cost of a latte and a Kindle, you can buy a copy at Amazon by clicking here.

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