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A Texan was having a drink at a bar with an old friend when he noticed a attractive and chesty young lady seated at the bar eating a hamburger.

As he held eye contact with her, she swallowed a bite and it must have gone down the wrong pipe for she began choking.

She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

The Texan said to his friend, 'That there gal is having a bad time!'

The other agreed and said, 'Think we should go help?'

'You bet,' and with that he ran over and said, 'Can you breathe????' She shook her head no. He said, 'Can you speak??' She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt.

So shocked was the young woman that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

Smiling to his friend, the Texan said, 'Funny how that Hind Lick maneuver always works'




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