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Editor's Note: These are, naturally, from the era of the Bush administration...


Draft The Bush Twins

Don't Mess With Mesopotamia

War Is SO 20th Century

When Bush Comes To Shove

Brains Not Bombs

War Is A Dick Thing, Peace Is A Heart Thing

George Dubya: Weapon Of Mass Distraction

Beat The Bushes For Peace

Weapons Of Mass Destruction: Look Under The Bushes

Drop Bush, Not Bombs

Bombing For Peace Is Like F*cking For Virginity

Evolve! Work For A Non-violent Future

If War Is The Answer, We're Asking The Wrong Question

Killing Innocent People Is The Problem, Not The Solution

Save America, Spare Iraq, Make Texas Take Him Back

Real Patriots Drive Hybrids

Drop Names, Not Bombs

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Stop Mad Cowboy Disease

George Bush Couldn't Run A Laundromat

Bush Is A Servant Of Sauron. We Hates Him!

Make Love, Not W

There Is No Path To Peace - Peace IS The Path

Justice, Or Just Us?

Sorry, Dubya - Have A Pretzel Instead

Pretzel - It Does A Country Good

Tame The Tyrant In The Mirror, Then The One In Iraq

Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld: Axis Of Weasel

Go Solar, Not Ballistic

Faster Trains, Not Planes

Nonviolence, Not Nonexistence

A Village In Texas Has Lost Its Idiot

How Many Lives Per Gallon?

Make Alternative Energy, Not War

How Did Our Oil Get Under Their Soil?

Out Beyond Ideas Of Right Doing And Wrong Doing There Is A
Field. I Will Meet You There. - Rumi

Regime Change Begins At Home

More MPGs, Fewer MIAs

Put The Peace Back In

No Hitting (held by young girl)

No Oilgarchy (Oilgarchy in circle with slash across it)

God Does Not Bless Only America

Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

Has Anyone Seen Our Constitution Lately?

What If God Blesses Iraq?

Born To Kill, Born To Drill

Let's Try Preemptive Peace

Our Grief Is Not A Cry For War

Books, Not Bombs

If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention

Bush Is A Moron: Don't Let Him Get His War On

Make Soup, Not War

Honk If You're A Terrorist

Smart Bombs Don't Justify Dumb Leaders

We Have Guided Missiles And Misguided Men

Who's The Unelected Tyrant With The Bomb?

Peaceful Solution, Not Daddy's Retribution

Make Tea, Not War

All Humanity Is Downwind

My President Is A Psychopath

Relax, George

Fight Plaque, not Iraq! (and the guy was carrying a toothbrush).

The only bush i trust is my own!

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I melt down plastic cups from Starbucks to make the soft glowing panels in this Craftsman style table lamp. I also mill all the wood from old planks I pulled out of my 100 year old house when I remodeled it. And the lamps look awesome.

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