An atoorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of the upmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor
Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney "and I want to take his place"
The governor replied; "Well it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
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michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.