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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day." he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing." the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." he said.




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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