How to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped... - You've got Windows on your laptop. - Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. - Your dork is ajar. - Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. - I can see your Gap dancers. - Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... - Your pod bay door is open, Hal. - Elvis Junior has left the building! - Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! - Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant! - Lil' Shaq's at the free show line. - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." - Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out. - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. - I see you have an opening in senior management. - Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and turn them into Lamps
The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.
Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at
michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make
the world... nutty.